Miscongeniality

Miscongeniality_________________________

Last night I met Miss Trust
But blind faith puts me on my guard
I made the acquaintance of Miss Use
Who wished to abuse me, and not well at that

Miss Conception was under the impression
That I was ready for parenthood
Miss Communication shared a lot
But I couldn't understand a word

Miss Interpretation was quite a performer
With too many liberties in her work
Miss Carriage had a coachful of stories
All of them ill-fated

Nothing panned out with Miss Information
Because too much is as bad as too little
Miss Fire had a blazing personality
But threatened to explode at me any time

Miss Guided knew where she was going
Unfortunately away from my home team
As for Miss Age-in-a-Bottle
Her years were utterly unreadable

Only a glance at Miss Demeanor's conduct
Told me of her criminal past
Miss Spell put me under an enchantment
But she wrote the word as 'insanmant'

Miss Led was just that, however astray
Miss Stress' adultery was unnerving
I had doubts about Miss Giving's generosity
And Miss Sing's vocal harmonies were absent

Miss Chief was deviously bossy
Miss Tery just didn't make any sense
Miss Align was perfectly maladjusted
And Miss Understood that I didn't her

I do sound picky
Capricious and judgmental
But no, Lady Right does come
She keeps coming and twirls and smiles

But each time society dictates her a lifestyle
One that begets impatience
And acceptance of an imperfect match
For she is always Miss Taken